blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

tagged ↓
Anonymous: Is sucking your own dick more like getting head or giving head?

spectredeflector:

The question of the century

tagged ↓

I love when I see a post and I’m like “this person would like it”
And then I see that the person I reblogged it from reblogged it from the person I want to see it
And I scroll down a little more
And then there it is on their blog

tagged ↓

There are literally people on this website who identify as fictional characters and try to say it fits under the LGBT+ spectrum.
Not even role play like
There are literally pEOPLE WHO ARE SAYING THEY /ARE/ CHARACTERS SOMEONE ELSE MA DE UP AND IM JUST ?? ?
N O
you can’t even use reincarnation as a reason you can’t even be reincarnated as something that was never alive

Fine fuck it I am the god damn Sinclair dinosaur. GASCOMPANYLOGOKIN.

tagged ↓
ask-aph-alfred:

niegelvonwolf:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

I guess it’ll soon it’ll be know as kawaii.

Did you

ask-aph-alfred:

niegelvonwolf:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

I guess it’ll soon it’ll be know as kawaii.

Did you

tagged ↓

Mobile stop posting things I’m trying to queue jfc

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

tagged ↓

dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

tagged ↓

talking animal movies for hours level of dorky

bonus if you sit through the bishounen duck anime that I will ugly cry through

extra bonus if you tolerate watership down, plague dogs, and that weird cat movie where he’s trying to solve cat murders?? aka “furry pits of hell”

tagged ↓

I’m actually pre sure I’ve gotten that same anon like four times now I’m pretty sure it’s a thing someone probs sends to a lot of people at random but oh well

tagged ↓
Anonymous: would you ever date someone you met on tumblr?

Probably not. I don’t do long distance/online relationships anymore. I want someone nearby but lmao I really don’t think that’ll happen anytime soon. I’m not a people person and no ones ever asked me out or anything, and it’s been a L O N G time since I’ve asked anyone out/I felt would even say yes if I did, so like ???

tl;dr
if we can’t snuggle nd watch dorky shows together it’s gonna be a no